oakland never ceases to amaze me. My old as dirt ass neighbor - TopicsExpress



          

oakland never ceases to amaze me. My old as dirt ass neighbor mixed pain meds and beer and came barely stumbling down the street. Needless to say this is Oakland, and my hommie derek helped his ass home and up the stairs. Derek walks back and we light the spliff and hear crash! thud! pow# bang and this mofo falls backwards down his stairs. He gets up, locks himself in the house and my mom called 911. The fire department breaks into his house, and he reuses treatment for his busted ass head. He walks out and declares him and derek as permanent drinking buddies. priceless
Posted on: Fri, 28 Jun 2013 05:32:49 +0000

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