ok listen up peeps i got a story to tell. Now if you know what im on about youll understand, if not listen up anyway....its a conspiracy. So theres a thing we log onto daily..well call it yellow and blue mixed together on top of a tarmac lane (yeah). Ok for simplicity well call it SHITE. So there is a bloke (or woman) who is in charge of SHITEs settings. Well call them ARSEWIPE. Now the powers that be reckon you can earn a bit of a bonus each month, but I can tell ya ARSEWIPE doesnt want to give it ya. So ARSEWIPE turns down SHITEs settings really low. You pootle around and everythings good. Yeah sure you get an amber or two but the scores going down and your eyeing up ya bonus. Then all of a sudden......BOOM!!!!! Amber red its a fooking rainbow. ARSEWIPE has pulled you into a false sense of security then all of sudden changed SHITEs settings to hard and completely fooked you over. You know its true
Posted on: Sun, 18 Jan 2015 21:05:43 +0000
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