on demand english translation of today s post Chandan Kishore [author] I said : Brother,plz tell wt did he do that u r saying such things about him? He: Drama karta hai,jab CM tha tab bhi jar rha tha.(he does drama only,when he was a CM Too,then he was also doing the same) Me : Jaise ki?(Can you explain?) He : kya jarurat thi Dharna karne ki?CM ki post ki maryada rakhni chahiye.(Why did he do Dharma,he should have respected the post of CM) Me: Hmm. Bhai aapko pta hai Hamaare PM ji jab gujarat ke CM the unhone bhi dharna dia tha tab to kisi ne ni bola tha(Bro,do u know our POM when he was CM,Then he also did Dharna in Gujarat) He : (Shocked) sachhi??(Really?) Me: Haanji and dusre states ke CM ne bhi dia hai.Fark sirf itna hai ki Ye Yeda CM AC tent mein ni baitha tha(yes,my friend,but the difference is while other people did Dharna and protest in AC Rooms,but he did in not do in AC Room) He : (Silent) He : Resign kyu kiya? resign karna tha to Govt kyu bnayi?(Why did he resign?If he wanted to resign then why did he made govern,ment in first place?) me : Bhaisahab,govt ni bna rha tha wo,sabne bola kaam ni kar sakta issliye bhaag rha hai,public se pucha fir bnayi. Kaam kiya 49 days,jiska promise kiya tha sab kaam kiya,Ek JL bill ni paas karwa paya so resign kiya ki 27 seats se Janta ka raaj ni aa sakta.(bro he was not making the Government,but crtics started saying that he is running away from his responsibilities,so he asked the publiuc and then formed the govt,he did everything he promised in 49 days and then he resigned when He could not pass the JL Bill bcz they did not had the majority) Me: Aapko pta hai wo log Jan Sabha karte hain?(Do u know they r doing Jan Sabhas too?) He : sab drama hai.(Everything is drama) Me: Kyu bhai,aapko achha nahi lagega aapke area ka MLA aapse aake puchr Bhai sahab btayie aapke area mein kya kaam karna hai?(Dont you will feel good when your MLA will ask you to tell what workl need to be done in your area?) Swaraj ka matlab hai janta ja Raaj,saare decisions janta ki(Swaraj is the Janta ka Raaj) marji se ho. He: Bhai tab bhi haarega,modiji ki lehar hai.(Still he is going to be defeated,there is Lehar of Modiji) Me : Bhai sahab tabhi 8 mahine lage assembly dissolve karne mein(Yeah,thats the reason they were running away from dissolving the assembly for 8 months) He: Silent. Me: Hamaare PM India mein kitne din ruke hain ab tak? Rapist minister kyu haij cabinet mein? Itne loan kyu baat rahe hain sabko? Kyu election jaldi ni karwa rahe? Kyu sanskrit thopi ja rahi hai Students pe? Real mein safai ho rahi hai ya photosession ho rha hai?. 2900 Crore ki murti van rahi hai and woman safety ke liye 100 crore,murti important hai kya Desh ki ladkiyan? Ganga safaai ki first meeting mein 44 lacs kyu kharch kiye? And many more back to back. (For how many days our PM has visited India? Why there is rapist minister in cabinet? Why there is delay in reelection in Delhi? Why sanskrit is made compulsory in schools? R they really supporting the Swachh bharat or they r doing it only for photosession? Why 2900 crore is spent on statue,but 100 crore for Women Safetry,Women are more important or Statue? Why 44 lacs are spent of Ganga Safaai meeting?) Everyone in d metro suddenly started to listen to me and the questions. He: Bhai,kya yw sab sach hai?(Is it true) I picked my laptop and showed him proof,all the nearby ppl saw that. All said haan baat to sahi hai. Me: Bhai sahab,usne na to rape kiya hai na daaka daala hai,achha bhala IRS mein tha,jan sewa kw keede ne Kaata and job chhod Di. Aage aap log khud samajhdaar ho.(He is not rapist,Just yeda who left his IRS job to do social work,you guys are smart to think) Vote usko dena jo aapke jaisa ho,wo nahi jo ullu bnata ho and helicopter mein ghumta ho.(Give your precious vote to that person who is as simple as you are,rather then the person who flies in Helicopters and always fool people) Btw aaplog election ke Baad trafic signal pe bhi Car mein baithe CM se mil sakoge(Btw u can find the CM of Delhi on traffic signal and meet him there too,after the elections)
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 15:16:56 +0000
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