one day i was walking alone in the park and i saw jesus he was feeding some ducks with a loaf of stale wonderbread i didnt know who he was at first and i was like 'hey man nice robe' he was like, 'thanks. im jesus, by the way. jesus christ.' 'sweet', i said, 'youre that guy that shows people the way, right?' he was like, 'nah, i dont do that gig anymore. i found out it gave me more pleasure to just be some random wierdo in the park.' 'thats nifty,' i said, 'so um, you wanna fool around?' 'ok,' he said, 'my picnic blanket and tea set are over by that tree and i was like, 'yeah some people said they found you, and their lives were forever changed n stuff. you must be pretty good at what you do.' 'well,' he said, 'i generally just sort of make an effort to fulfill peoples needs, and its gotten me along spiritually to some extent' 'but its always about them isnt it,' i said, ' no one ever asks you what youre into, right?' 'yeah, wow. exactly. its like,
Posted on: Sat, 17 Aug 2013 22:09:11 +0000
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