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An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had
An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her...

A farmer was out working in his fields when he had to pee really
A farmer was out working in his fields when he had to pee really bad. He was quite a ways from the house so he just climbed off his tractor and peed i...

How To Clean Your Mouse..... This memo is from an unnamed
How To Clean Your Mouse..... This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The a...

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. When I get bi...

Little Johnny was sitting in his classroom when his teacher asks
Little Johnny was sitting in his classroom when his teacher asks what sounds animals make. First the teacher asks,"what sound does a cow make?" Susie...