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I dont want to tell you what I ate today. Partly because Im
I dont want to tell you what I ate today. Partly because Im embarrassed, and partly because I cant quite remember. I know for sure that I ate crisps a...

Today I thought Id write about stuff thats making me happy right
Today I thought Id write about stuff thats making me happy right now, rather than focusing on the diet: - Lilys thrilled face when I told her she cou...

I am a bit confused. (This is not unusual for me, but bear with
I am a bit confused. (This is not unusual for me, but bear with me.) You see, since I started my diet, all kinds of people have been telling me to cut...

Hello, and welcome to part two of Things I Have Stuffed Through
Hello, and welcome to part two of Things I Have Stuffed Through the Hole In My Face. Today I awoke to the dulcet tones of my daughter, instructing me...

Hi guys, Day 1 of the I-Want-To-Be-A-MILF Diet, and I havent
Hi guys, Day 1 of the I-Want-To-Be-A-MILF Diet, and I havent yet gnawed my own arm off in hunger. When Lily thoughtlessly smeared chocolate ice cream...

COUNTDOWN I just wrote a post on therapy, but it was really
COUNTDOWN I just wrote a post on therapy, but it was really grim and depressing, so I thought I’d break up the series with a happier and more light...