Aunty Margs Joke of the day Posts - TopicsExpress

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 120 kilometres per hour, sir. The driver says, Gee, officer, I had it...

A big bronzed Aussie stopped at a local restaurant following a day
A big bronzed Aussie stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a...

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, T...

Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this
Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery: Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get married, begin th...

A Skinny little white Irish man gets into an elevator, looks up
A Skinny little white Irish man gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irish man st...

I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my car A Satnav is a
I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver’s friend, it tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav, I’ve had it m...

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed...

One day, at a local cafe, a man suddenly calls out: “Help! My
One day, at a local cafe, a man suddenly calls out: “Help! My son’s choking! He’s swallowed a dollar coin. Help! Please, anyone! Help!” A man...