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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to fi...

MY LAST TRIP TO COSTCO Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO
MY LAST TRIP TO COSTCO Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Zack, the Wonder Dog, and was in th...

You don’t need anyone’s affection or approval in order to be
You don’t need anyone’s affection or approval in order to be good enough. When someone rejects or abandons or judges you, it isn’t actually abou...

This could be one of the many truths about our lives, clearly a
This could be one of the many truths about our lives, clearly a little something about many of us. The typical routine crowd living the same life ever...

Now that Im older heres what Ive discovered: 1. I started out
Now that Im older heres what Ive discovered: 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with pru...

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can¹t sleep,
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can¹t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a rib...

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem...

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930s, 1940s, 50s, 60s, 70s and
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930s, 1940s, 50s, 60s, 70s and Early 80s! First, you survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they...