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A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. The barman replies, Certainly, sir, thatll be one cent. ONE PENNY! excla...

I came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle
I came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems so easy, so I thought Id pass it on. T...

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to f...

You Know Youre Getting Old When... Everything hurts and
You Know Youre Getting Old When... Everything hurts and what doesnt hurt doesnt work. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bif...

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. W...

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called
One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, “We’re making some cutbacks, s...

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden,
Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do...

One day while Little Johnny and his freind Arnie were playing out
One day while Little Johnny and his freind Arnie were playing out in the back yard,they started talking about their dads. Lil Johnny; My daddy is tou...