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A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his
A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has no...

So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for
So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on the j...

Teaching Math In 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for
Teaching Math In 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5ths of the price. What is his profit? Teaching Mat...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto hitch their horses outside a saloon and
The Lone Ranger and Tonto hitch their horses outside a saloon and go inside for a beer. Soon after, a man walks in and asks, Who owns the silver horse...

A poor Jew finds a wallet with $700 in it. At his synagogue, he
A poor Jew finds a wallet with $700 in it. At his synagogue, he reads a notice saying that a wealthy congregant lost his wallet and is offering a $100...

It was the beginning of December. The trip had gone reasonably
It was the beginning of December. The trip had gone reasonably well, and he was ready to go back. The airport on the other hand had turned a tacky red...

thoughts to ponder about americans... A citizen of America will
thoughts to ponder about americans... A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but wont cross the street to vote in a nation...

definitions for the husband on thanksgiving day PLAYBOOK: Also
definitions for the husband on thanksgiving day PLAYBOOK: Also known as my cookbook, to be kept in plain sight at all times. If the book gets moved, t...