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AM :) - *OH, THOSE KIDS* 1) Derrek: While taking a routine
AM :) - *OH, THOSE KIDS* 1) Derrek: While taking a routine vandalism report at a primary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old...

AM :) - *FUNNY MARRIED NAMES* If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono,
AM :) - *FUNNY MARRIED NAMES* If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, shed be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, shed be Dolly Dali. I...

PM :) - *IT WAS SO COLD HERE TODAY THAT...* Richard Simmons
PM :) - *IT WAS SO COLD HERE TODAY THAT...* Richard Simmons started wearing long pants! when I got sick - Mom had to give me a block of chicken soup...

PM :) - *MY CAREER CHOICES* My first job was working in an
PM :) - *MY CAREER CHOICES* My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldnt concentrate. Then I worked in the wood...

AM :) - Aaron: When the power failed at the elementary school, the
AM :) - Aaron: When the power failed at the elementary school, the cook couldnt serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the last minute she whipped ...

PM :) - Lexophile is a term used to describe those who are clever
PM :) - Lexophile is a term used to describe those who are clever with words, such as you can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish , or to write with ...

AM :) - *GROANER ALERT* FIFTY-FIFTY A young man saw an elderly
AM :) - *GROANER ALERT* FIFTY-FIFTY A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food restaurant. He noticed that they ordered o...

AM :) - *GROANER ALERT* 1) A company offered tours through the
AM :) - *GROANER ALERT* 1) A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing. While leading a group, ...