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Penguins -------- WIERD! Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
Penguins -------- WIERD! Dead Penguins - I never knew this! Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do ...

When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice
When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspaper...

A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the country.
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the country. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke on a ...

A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees
A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lions cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the coll...

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a My...

I have over 350 friend requests, and you know what from now on Im
I have over 350 friend requests, and you know what from now on Im screening each and everyone of them! I dont need people who say hi in an IM message...

I will reiterate what my husband posted yesterday. Anyone who is
I will reiterate what my husband posted yesterday. Anyone who is constantly posting pictures of money or themselves with obviously have No Money. You ...

Holy E-mail One day God was looking down at earth and saw all
Holy E-mail One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on... So He called His angels and sent one to...