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Pope Rummaging Through Vatican Basement For Plastic Nativity Scene
Pope Rummaging Through Vatican Basement For Plastic Nativity Scene Figures -- the Onion VATICAN CITY—Hoping to have all his holiday decorations up ...

HR Sends Out Reminder Email About Not Scrawling ‘Revenge’ In
HR Sends Out Reminder Email About Not Scrawling ‘Revenge’ In Blood In Conference Room -- the Onion SPOKANE, WA—After the eighth such incident t...

‘Access Hollywood’ Reporter Vows To Get To Very Surface Of
‘Access Hollywood’ Reporter Vows To Get To Very Surface Of Story -- the Onion LOS ANGELES—With many trivial questions still unanswered about th...

Bears Giving Jay Cutler A Few Years To Properly Heal -- the
Bears Giving Jay Cutler A Few Years To Properly Heal -- the Onion CHICAGO—Claiming they don’t want to rush the veteran play caller, Bears coach M...

Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve
Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict -- the Onion AMMAN, JORDAN—Arriving in the Middle East tod...

Alien World To Help Out Syria Since This One Refuses To -- the
Alien World To Help Out Syria Since This One Refuses To -- the Onion Alien peacekeeping forces are currently being deployed to do what they say huma...

Study: Unpaid Internships Don’t Lead To Jobs -- the
Study: Unpaid Internships Don’t Lead To Jobs -- the Onion American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 49•28 • Jul 9, 2013 A recent study found that ...

Mia Farrow: "It’s Possible My Son Was Fathered By Frank Sinatra,
Mia Farrow: "It’s Possible My Son Was Fathered By Frank Sinatra, Mario Puzo, George McGovern, Robert Altman, Anthony Perkins, Milton Berle, Robert R...