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British jihadists who go to fight in Iraq or Syria could be tried
British jihadists who go to fight in Iraq or Syria could be tried for treason, the Foreign Secretary has suggested. Philip Hammond said such people ha...

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day,
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted ...

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, Dats dem. The owner comes over and asks if he...

A 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her mum that she has missed her
A 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her mum that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the local pharmacy and buys a pr...

HUSBAND WANTED A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was
HUSBAND WANTED A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to.get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE...

An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small
An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures hell have a li...

HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL IN TWENTY EASY STEPS Sit on sofa.
HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL IN TWENTY EASY STEPS Sit on sofa. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your elbow as though you were going to give ...

When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier
When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier said, Strip down, facing me. Making a mental note so I should complain to my local...