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This just in ... hard boiled eggs, boiled dry in a pot and heated
This just in ... hard boiled eggs, boiled dry in a pot and heated to the point of explosion, would make a formidable (and yet acceptably green) biolog...

Egg shrapnel everywhere, darlings! The Duchess was hard boiling
Egg shrapnel everywhere, darlings! The Duchess was hard boiling four eggs and completely forgot about them ... for about 30 minutes! Then there was ...

So darlings, entirely in keeping with his (lack of) character,
So darlings, entirely in keeping with his (lack of) character, this craven, pusillanimous, self-serving sack of slime failed to keep his appointment w...

So now that this is, effectively, the start of the New Year...
So now that this is, effectively, the start of the New Year... first day back at work for many, and school for the offspring... it is time to welcome ...

So Darlings, the Duchess is a couple of gems short of a tiara
So Darlings, the Duchess is a couple of gems short of a tiara today. Woke up at five a.m., horrified to see that the alarm was not on, so flicked it ...

So, after the great fashion crisis call out (you are all such
So, after the great fashion crisis call out (you are all such darlings, truly ... I am so grateful for the feedback). Tomorrow, I am wearing the sho...

Dear Staff, Far be it from me to dampen an adventurous
Dear Staff, Far be it from me to dampen an adventurous gastronomical spirit. If, on your own time, you choose to toss back tenderized tortoise testi...

One meets the strangest people on the train, Darlings. A lady
One meets the strangest people on the train, Darlings. A lady sitting opposite the Duchess (no, I dont have my own private car yet, petitions notwit...