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An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburg...

After being married 25 years, one day I took a look at my wife and
After being married 25 years, one day I took a look at my wife and said, Honey, do you realize 25 years ago, I had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, sle...

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing
A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband: Lady: I lost my Husband Inspector: What is his height Lady: I never notic...

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted ev...

A priest offered a lift to a lady. She got in and crossed her
A priest offered a lift to a lady. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After control...

A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing
A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing around the cages on display. While hes there, another customer walks in and says to...

An American businessman is entertaining some overseas business
An American businessman is entertaining some overseas business guests on the golf course. The first guest, who is from Italy, tees off and hits a goo...

One dark night two men were walking home after a party and decided
One dark night two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of th...

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleme...