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Do you remember: Those days when we went to school, lined up
Do you remember: Those days when we went to school, lined up and the headmistress and teachers inspect our nails and uniform, then we match to our cl...

TEACHER : Who Created the Earth.? (Akpos pokes a girl’s
TEACHER : Who Created the Earth.? (Akpos pokes a girl’s back with a pencil) GIRL : Oh God.! TEACHER : Good.. Correct answer.!! TEACHER : Who was Bor...

Beloved friends be very careful these days...this happened to
Beloved friends be very careful these days...this happened to me yesterday night when i returned home .....my face oooo i cant believe what just happe...

SYMPTOMS OF A BAD MOUTH ODOUR AKA HALITOSIS: The following
SYMPTOMS OF A BAD MOUTH ODOUR AKA HALITOSIS: The following below are the ways to know if you have a mouth odour: You always win an argument quickly...

Theres a reason to read the Bible. If your Generator is
Theres a reason to read the Bible. If your Generator is malfunctioning; read GENESIS. If you have problems with calculations; read NUMBERS. If y...

A white man came down from America, down to Nigeria. He lodged
A white man came down from America, down to Nigeria. He lodged in a hotel. At midnight when he was observing his quiet time , He began to hear musical...

A small boy named Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None
A small boy named Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who w...

My future wife must have all these potentials• » She must
My future wife must have all these potentials• » She must be a christian(catholic) » She must be a virgin, if not, I will not marry her. » She...

I was walking past a grave yard and I was reading some of the
I was walking past a grave yard and I was reading some of the writings carved on the grave stone. A Yoruba womans own read: Mrs. Opeyemi died in a te...