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Due to the fact that Facebook has chosen to use software that will
Due to the fact that Facebook has chosen to use software that will allow the theft of my personal information, I do declare the following: on this day...

INGREDIENTS: 3 cups milk chocolate chips 1 can sweetened
INGREDIENTS: 3 cups milk chocolate chips 1 can sweetened condensed milk 24 Reeses peanut butter cups, unwrapped and divided DIRECTIONS: Line 8x8 glas...

Bar One Liners A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender
Bar One Liners A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don’t serve food in here." A horse walks into a bar. The bartender s...

On a tour of the facilities, the new CEO noticed a guy leaning
On a tour of the facilities, the new CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he mea...

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The ...

An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.
An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town to clear his parched throat. H...

he English Plural by George Carlin Well begin with a box, and the
he English Plural by George Carlin Well begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, b...

Jerry went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I’m going c...