SHITTZBURGH SQUEELERS FOOTBALL SCHEDULE 2014 September 14 : Shittzburg High School . September 21 : Cub Scout Troop # 101 September 28 : Shittzburgh Academy for the Blind October 5 : Crippled Childrens Home October 12 : St. George Home for Wayward Girls October 19 : Girl Scout Troop #69 October 26 : Cincinnati V.D. Clinic Post # 5 November 2 : Akron Boys Choir November 9 : Korean War Amputees November 16 : VA Hospital Polio Patients ********* Special Monday Night Game ******** November 26 : Baltimore Gay Marching Band Rule Changes from last year : 1.) When playing the Polio patients the Squeelers must not disconnect any leg Braces . 2.) When Playing the Girl scouts , they must not eat their cookies . 3.) when playing the Blind Academy ,Squeelers must not hide the ball in their Jerseys . 4.) When Playing the Korean War Amputees , They Squeelers must not file any protests about players with one leg being harder to Tackle . Rules the same as last year : The Squeelers Will be allowed 27 mean on the field Also ******* New Name The Shittzburgh TAMPONS as they are only good for one period only and dont have a second string . ***** Breaking news , Tomlin will be replaced with Linda Lovelace ,she will no dought blow a few ,but she wont choke on the big ones ! Enjoy !!!!! lmao
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 16:37:22 +0000
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