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Dave Barry on Halloween I love Halloween. It reminds me of my
Dave Barry on Halloween I love Halloween. It reminds me of my happy childhood days as a student at Wampus Elementary School in Armonk, N.Y., when we ...

Company Policy Start with a cage containing five apes. In the
Company Policy Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go t...

Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has
Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion years by Professor Bonk (really), and his course is ...

Buying Paint BUYING PAINT FROM A HARDWARE STORE Customer: Hi. How
Buying Paint BUYING PAINT FROM A HARDWARE STORE Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: We have regular quality for $12 a gallon and premium fo...

Stoopit Pickup Lines 1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have
Stoopit Pickup Lines 1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! 2. Just call me milk, I’ll do your bod...

Howe 2 right gud Nowe u two can rite gud! Howe two rite gud Frank
Howe 2 right gud Nowe u two can rite gud! Howe two rite gud Frank L. Visco Vice-president and Senior Copywriter at US Advertising. My several years...

The Golfer and the Leprechaun One fine day in Ireland, a guy is
The Golfer and the Leprechaun One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, i...