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TEACHER: There will be a Life science test next week. Contrary
TEACHER: There will be a Life science test next week. Contrary to his nature, Mzacow reads his book from cover to cover like no mans business. On ...

Technically, there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES: 1. HARD DISK lady:
Technically, there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES: 1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything forever. 2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment you turn off. ...

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Polokwane to London, the
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Polokwane to London, the captain announced, Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing...

A small boy named Mzacow lived in a town in Giyani. None of his
A small boy named Mzacow lived in a town in Giyani. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always ...

I was coming home one Saturday evening after a hectic day and
I was coming home one Saturday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold I found R20,000 inside the bag! ...

A man had a bad case of stammering. He went to many doctors over
A man had a bad case of stammering. He went to many doctors over the years but none of them could help. Finally One doctor said to him I believe I fo...

I discovered a letter written by one of the maths students to a
I discovered a letter written by one of the maths students to a girl at a secondary school. Here is what the guy wrote... Dear Cynthia, With referen...

Mzacow and his best friend Zuma sat in the exam room to write
Mzacow and his best friend Zuma sat in the exam room to write their final year exam. Zuma had studied very well for the paper while Mzacow had not. Th...

If you go to a bookshop to purchase a book, and you see some books
If you go to a bookshop to purchase a book, and you see some books with Titles like these: How to look Beautiful/Handsome by Chris Brown The Secret ...