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Ive got this one friend and she keeps beating me with a
Ive got this one friend and she keeps beating me with a stick. I didnt even have to ask her nicely. Shes doing it voluntarily! I think she likes me...

Somebody said to me today, I bet you have a nasty side! Not
Somebody said to me today, I bet you have a nasty side! Not surprised shed come to that conclusion. I am a Scorpio and I love to aggravate morons wit...

Good morning! I hope you slept well and feel rested! Welcome to
Good morning! I hope you slept well and feel rested! Welcome to the weekend! Came out of my house at 6.40 this morning and it was pouring with rain! ...

Ive posted this status before but Im gonna post it again. My
Ive posted this status before but Im gonna post it again. My Facebook friends are the best. Not good. Not great. The best! People say to me, Lindsay...

An American friend of mine wanted to know if we were abreast of
An American friend of mine wanted to know if we were abreast of the Eric Garner situation in the UK. I explained that those in-the-know knew all abou...

(a joke from my father) A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate
(a joke from my father) A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the...

Good morning! I hope you slept well and feel rested. I do. Out
Good morning! I hope you slept well and feel rested. I do. Out like a light pretty early last night. Currently at the Costa stop of my Harlesden to Ca...

Good morning! I hope you slept well and feel rested. I dont. Need
Good morning! I hope you slept well and feel rested. I dont. Need more sleep! Found myself in Dunstable Tesco Superstore at 11 last night waiting for ...