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Tonight I was offered cocaine as condolences. Then I was asked
Tonight I was offered cocaine as condolences. Then I was asked to overlook tremendous and deeply human transgressions in the name of good times and p...

I got caught up on Dave Grohls HBO series called Sonic Highways
I got caught up on Dave Grohls HBO series called Sonic Highways and I think I figured out why Grohl has never resonated with me, His art and perspecti...

So my 15 year old dog, Snortzle, is on his last legs. I check on
So my 15 year old dog, Snortzle, is on his last legs. I check on him every hour or so to see if he is dead yet. I figger If he starts showing any si...

These are two human beings joking with each other about their
These are two human beings joking with each other about their stressful job. Smart people have done studies which suggest that joking is an evolved wa...

If I were being posed in front of a camera for a beheading, Id
If I were being posed in front of a camera for a beheading, Id start saying uncomfortable things about my executioner. Stuff like: OMG you guys I t...

One day in the early 2000s I put on a green sharkskin suit, some
One day in the early 2000s I put on a green sharkskin suit, some orange Reeboks and took my old dog Chico for a walk to Alamo Square. There was a mo...