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Things you should never say to a cop when he pulls you
Things you should never say to a cop when he pulls you over: 20. I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer. 19. Sorry officer, I didnt realize...

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. Nurse, he mumbles from ...

Mathematics of men and women ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man +
Mathematics of men and women ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage...

8 things youll never hear a woman say... 8. What do you mean
8 things youll never hear a woman say... 8. What do you mean todays our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? Id rather just watch ...

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound down...

Three men are at a bar, and two of the men are talking about the
Three men are at a bar, and two of the men are talking about the control they have over their wives, while the third remains silent. After a while, th...

A husband and wife were disagreeing with each other and the silent
A husband and wife were disagreeing with each other and the silent treatment was under way! The silence continued, when a week later the husband neede...