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This one killed it......... If u have slept with over 5
This one killed it......... If u have slept with over 5 guys/girls then you have absolutely no right to call your Reproductive organ A PRIVATE PART.....

Teacher:- whats wrong? Pirlo :- our house is very small Me, my
Teacher:- whats wrong? Pirlo :- our house is very small Me, my mum Achiek, my dad Larry, we sleep on the same bed. Everynight my dad asks, Prilo are ...

YOU KNOW YOUR MUM IS A KENYAN IF... 1. She has a drawer or a
YOU KNOW YOUR MUM IS A KENYAN IF... 1. She has a drawer or a place for keeping paper bags after shopping 2. When she beat u up she said unalia nini ...

Luhya accent can really mess someone up. I am told of this
Luhya accent can really mess someone up. I am told of this brother, Andrew Kegode who went to Mombasa to trace one of his longtime friends, called A...

1. Chapati dunga - this is where a chapati is rolled and pierced
1. Chapati dunga - this is where a chapati is rolled and pierced with a fork. 2. Chapati dondosa - this is where a chapati is served whole and served ...

Thugs broke into Gathungu Originohs house in Gikambura beat him
Thugs broke into Gathungu Originohs house in Gikambura beat him up,stripped him naked & tied him on a tree in his compound.... Next morning once the ...

Three women are about to be executed in Somalia. Jaguru, Shiro,
Three women are about to be executed in Somalia. Jaguru, Shiro, and Nduta. Two guards brings the Jaguru forward, and the executioner asks if she has ...

Oil Change Instructions For Women: Drive into Ultra Tune when
Oil Change Instructions For Women: Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometers since the last oil change. Drink a cup of coffee...

An obese Nduta Wa Kahingo with unhealthy overweight, went to
An obese Nduta Wa Kahingo with unhealthy overweight, went to Doctor Larry Kimani. Her doctor put her on a diet with strict advice. I want you to eat...