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#522 Look for signs…like when she rubs her lower back,
#522 Look for signs…like when she rubs her lower back, twisting slightly while groaning. Also be aware of the “My back doesn’t feel good” le...

#467 But to have her interrupt a key sporting event or a
#467 But to have her interrupt a key sporting event or a life-long friend that is taking up more time than she is comfortable with, and expect you to...

#463 She will also want to talk about her friends or busy
#463 She will also want to talk about her friends or busy day…neither of which you are interested in. But yet you are expected to carry on convers...

#728 Eventually, the power windows won’t go down all the
#728 Eventually, the power windows won’t go down all the way…much like your significant other. There will be no explanation why the glove box do...

#73 This class of woman not only is eager to have a male control
#73 This class of woman not only is eager to have a male control every aspect of her life, but cannot survive in the wild without him. This lady wil...

#42 At such a time you choose to leave the IDEALIST please rent
#42 At such a time you choose to leave the IDEALIST please rent Mel Gibson’s Braveheart from Netflix or RedBox so that you can truly embrace the wo...

#44 If feedback were a gift, then her unsolicited steering makes
#44 If feedback were a gift, then her unsolicited steering makes it Christmas all year round. Expect her to smirk a lot, as once again, she won’t ...

#755 Even though all you hear is buzzing and squelch, nod your
#755 Even though all you hear is buzzing and squelch, nod your head a lot and look deep into her eyes as she speaks. This will let her believe that ...

#52 Keep in mind women typically cry around 45 times per year, as
#52 Keep in mind women typically cry around 45 times per year, as opposed to mans 7, with most ours reserved for restroom visits during the “droppi...