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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilo...

Three guys were drinking in a pub. Two of them were talking about
Three guys were drinking in a pub. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remained quiet. A...

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. �...

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, If I had all the beer in the world, Id take it and throw it into the riv...

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out of the window on the port, or left, side of the aircraft you will see that the i...

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through ...

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he po...