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In biology class the teacher asks, Can anyone tell me why a
In biology class the teacher asks, Can anyone tell me why a flounder is flat? Little Johnny raises his hand. Go ahead, Little Johnny. My uncle told ...

A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts
A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic items. How much do you weigh? she asks. One-seventy. The nurse pu...

A fella goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at
A fella goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex. The foreman takes him round the plant and shows him all the machinery and offers...

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his
The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father,surprised, answers, Well son...

Steve noticed that Dewey was looking depressed, and asked what was
Steve noticed that Dewey was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong. Well, said Dewey, I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. ...

A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a
A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man notice...

The shipwrecked sailor had spent several years on a deserted
The shipwrecked sailor had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore, and a smaller vessel pu...