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A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second
A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually pl...

A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher, and a rabbi all served as
A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher, and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, I once was a handsom...

That’s not what Daddy told me! Daddy, how was I born? A
That’s not what Daddy told me! Daddy, how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks Daddy, how was I born? The father answers, Well,...

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. ...

After Thanksgiving Poem I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much
After Thanksgiving Poem I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn, I ate too much pudding and pie. Im stuffed up with muffins and too much stuff...