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One day there was a priest sitting in a pew with a very worried
One day there was a priest sitting in a pew with a very worried and nervous look, and a another priest saw him and wondered what was wrong. The second...

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate. “Hey, Willis,” he called ...

Dear Dogs, When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not
Dear Dogs, When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way. The dishes wi...

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happen...

.........................TODAYS
.........................TODAYS JOKE.................................... Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy....

When a guy’s printer type began to grow faint, he called a local
When a guy’s printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only...