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A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor
A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. Ive never been better! he boasted. Ive got an eighteen ye...

Venture capitalist Tim Draper will attempt to collect more than
Venture capitalist Tim Draper will attempt to collect more than 800,000 valid signatures for a ballot proposal to divide California into six states th...

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said: “I call my husband the dentist. Nobo...

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk.
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the barte...

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. �...