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For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputati...

Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. Every day at
Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. Every day at the same street corner he noticed a hooker standing there. He learned to brace him...

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called The KEY, where a small key is pla...

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news ...

Genuine complaints received by councils 1) My bush is really
Genuine complaints received by councils 1) My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2) ... and he...