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The Potato Family (U) One night, the Potato family sat down to
The Potato Family (U) One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner, Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest dau...

Abbott And Costello On A Computer Helpdesk... (PG) ABBOTT: Super
Abbott And Costello On A Computer Helpdesk... (PG) ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. Im setting up an office in m...

Blind Sales Assistant (PG) A very refined lady goes into Wal-Mart
Blind Sales Assistant (PG) A very refined lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. As she doesnt know which one to...

Old Lady Exposes Herself... (15) An old lady was standing at the
Old Lady Exposes Herself... (15) An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off i...

The Patient (15) A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
The Patient (15) A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficul...

Husband Forgets Anniversary Bob was in trouble. He forgot his
Husband Forgets Anniversary Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him Tomorrow morning, I expe...

There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old,
There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for t...

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tir...

This woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for
This woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he...