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Apologies to the Cresta waiter this weekend who announced that
Apologies to the Cresta waiter this weekend who announced that Wimpy has discontinued the Double Frank & Chips, and now only serves single franks. I w...

It would help me immensely to prevent feeling like a complete
It would help me immensely to prevent feeling like a complete failure if I knew what the purpose of life was. Ever get the feeling that your sense of ...

So much to write about.....where do I start? 2 Days of rapid
So much to write about.....where do I start? 2 Days of rapid evolution, from drunk driving and dodging police blockades on Friday night blasting Jack ...

Raging on nitrocellulose fumes. It always brings out the Dictator
Raging on nitrocellulose fumes. It always brings out the Dictator in me. I got up on a wooden crate and began to rant at my tools, inciting them to wo...

The Girl from Zeerust interrupted my bludgeoning of the burglar
The Girl from Zeerust interrupted my bludgeoning of the burglar last night. I was just getting started again after a chamomile tea break, with a lovel...

The mafioso Im working for just called and told me he has no
The mafioso Im working for just called and told me he has no issues with me. Last Friday he was bludgeoning one of his minions with a garden spade and...