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A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A bla...

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She
A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didnt have a...

too all parents, who kids go back to school monday Twas the night
too all parents, who kids go back to school monday Twas the night before school started when all through the town, the teachers were groaning... A dis...

Researchers for the Ministry of Transport found over 200 dead
Researchers for the Ministry of Transport found over 200 dead crows near Greater Manchester recently, and there was concern that they may have died fr...

Animal game One day the teacher decides to play a animal game
Animal game One day the teacher decides to play a animal game . She holds up a picture of giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is .no one raises ...

Tim used to get a box of raisins in his lunch every day. And
Tim used to get a box of raisins in his lunch every day. And every day, Bob one of his classmates would bother Tim. Hey, Tim, gimme somma your raisin...