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It would suck if the world ended today because I would never have
It would suck if the world ended today because I would never have found out who let the dogs out, the way to get to Sesame Street, why Dora doesnt jus...

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the
A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 y...

STRANGE FACTS: It takes your food seven seconds to get from
STRANGE FACTS: It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. The average mans pen...

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said hed make ...

A married couple walk past a gorilla enclosure, at the Zoo. Says
A married couple walk past a gorilla enclosure, at the Zoo. Says the woman: Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in...

Jack Vance shared Erase Racism NOWs status update. Erase Racism
Jack Vance shared Erase Racism NOWs status update. Erase Racism NOW An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo...

CLASSIC. The author must have had plenty of time on his/her hands
CLASSIC. The author must have had plenty of time on his/her hands to create this piece of brilliance: The European Commission has just announced an a...

Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided
Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (resp...

Dear employees, Due to the current financial situation caused by
Dear employees, Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put wor...