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There is a middling-to-excellent chance that Evelyn has learned a
There is a middling-to-excellent chance that Evelyn has learned a bad word. There is also an excellent chance she learned it from me. I try not to...

Dear _____, You were a dear friend for years. I dont know what I
Dear _____, You were a dear friend for years. I dont know what I did to merit the fourth unfriending from you, but I am letting it go this time. I...

Its odark thirty and Ive been awake for a while. Someone remind
Its odark thirty and Ive been awake for a while. Someone remind me how very very wrong it is to wake up the baby for a quick little trip to the coff...

Okay, okay, I know most of you dont live here in Georgetown with
Okay, okay, I know most of you dont live here in Georgetown with me (and can I ask what is stopping you from moving here immediately? Not only is th...

*Warning-- Im feeling judgmental* Why do parents-- usually the
*Warning-- Im feeling judgmental* Why do parents-- usually the mom-- take their 14 yr old daughters on TV to talk about how shes been with 30, 40,...

Is 33 too young for a mid-life crisis? Id really like to dye my
Is 33 too young for a mid-life crisis? Id really like to dye my hair blue and get some tattoos (something tasteful, like a Mickey Mouse tramp-stamp...

We finally caved and got cable after 3 years without-- mostly for
We finally caved and got cable after 3 years without-- mostly for UFC fights & football. Id forgotten about commercials. The downside is that Id f...