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One day, a man thought up a brilliant idea and went to talk to
One day, a man thought up a brilliant idea and went to talk to his son DAD : I want you to marry a girl of my choice. SON : No. DAD : The girl is Bill...
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How to put an elephant inside the fridge? TEACHER: I dnt knw. STUDENT: Its easy, you just o...
7 Complicated Facts About Women ! 1. They believe in
7 Complicated Facts About Women ! 1. They believe in saving. 2. Always save but still go out and buy expensive clothes. 3. Always buy expensive clot...
Some one wrote : E NGLISH NEVER LOVED US . . Him: Babe, Why ar
Some one wrote : E NGLISH NEVER LOVED US . . Him: Babe, Why ar U Mad at Me? Her: Bt luv u knw that Im Short Themba Him: U What? Her: Im Short Themba H...
Men are in the dressing room,suddenly a phone rings Vukani rushed
Men are in the dressing room,suddenly a phone rings Vukani rushed to pick it.All men start to listen. Vukani: Hello WOMAN: Hi Honey, its me. Are you ...
uSipho ushade noZama, Nakhu ke uSipho ubuya emsebenzini edakwe
uSipho ushade noZama, Nakhu ke uSipho ubuya emsebenzini edakwe enya amaphepha. Kanti uZama ulele neshende embhedeni wabo, afike uSipho azishutheke eng...
A man was caught stealing and was beaten and tied to a pole naked.
A man was caught stealing and was beaten and tied to a pole naked. He decide to take a pee and yet there were thirsty cows nearby.As he was peeing,thi...
Gabi gabi wena ongasawatholi amaLove letter: Dear Zarling my
Gabi gabi wena ongasawatholi amaLove letter: Dear Zarling my chicken bone, i love u. When i think u i happy too much. I writting dis meseij to tellin...
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email...
A professor at a university is giving a lecture on the
A professor at a university is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel of his audience, he asked: “How many people here believe in ghost...

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