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A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they
A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving him the have evening off to do as he pleased s...

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to ...

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?�...

Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they came across an old
Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they came across an old mine shaft going straight down into the ground. “Wow,” said the first guy. “...

John went to his friend’s house unannounced, and he wanted to
John went to his friend’s house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room, so he ...

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is this the FBI?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Ad...