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You Know Youre Getting Old When... Everything hurts and what
You Know Youre Getting Old When... Everything hurts and what doesnt hurt doesnt work. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals. ...

SIGNS YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE... - You answer the door
SIGNS YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE... - You answer the door before people knock. - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. - You ski uphill. - You gri...

The Walmart Greeter A manager at Walmart had the task of hiring
The Walmart Greeter A manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four...

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian,
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that hed left the light on in the shed...

The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her
The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. What happened Paddy? ...

One day while Little Johnny and his freind Arnie were playing out
One day while Little Johnny and his freind Arnie were playing out in the back yard,they started talking about their dads. Lil Johnny; My daddy is tou...

Jennifers wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen
Jennifers wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parents nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFEC...

FACE LIFT A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a
FACE LIFT A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. Well, says the doctor, I can do the facelift, and then youll have to come back in...