#realtalk...zombies hate themselves so much that they will try to stop you from becoming a zombie. Let me explain, the most common knowledgeable way to neutralize a zombie according to video games and Hollywood, the only places zombies exist, currently...is to destroy the brain, correct? Blowing giant holes in their heads via massive plasma hand held cannons, decapitation with 11,000 year old katana or $1.50 thrift shop machete, or my personal favorite baseball bat with nails in it...You get the point, destroy the brain, now what are zombies must commonly known for wanting to eat off of you? Brains, right!? So, why would a creature surviving off its most basic instincts to survive, eat the one part of its victim that would ultimately destroy its species? Because zombies are depressed, to the extreme! They hate their kind with so much disdain, they not only wish to get rid of themselves, but they want to take their entire species out with them! This is a public safety announcement: Save a zombie from depression, wear a helmet when eaten, Thank you and have a nice day. Message brought to you by, The Umbrella Corporation.
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 08:34:10 +0000
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