shares this moment from home earlier: [Doorbell rings; Kayla answers the door as Im in my bathrobe on the couch, holding Teddy. Upon opening the door, a skinny male subject with a clipboard is standing on our stoop] Skinny Male Subject: Hello, how are you today? I was wondering if youd be supporting Kay Hagan in the upcoming vote, and if youd like to vote early. Kayla [nicely]: Actually, Ive recently moved and Im not registered to vote in this area. Skinny Male Subject: ....oh, umm, okay.... Myself [from the couch, still holding Teddy]: Go home you socialist pig, and stay away from my house! [Silence as Kayla swings the door closed in the poor saps face.]
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 22:43:28 +0000