some funny jokes #1 Man Talking to a King Man: Your majesty, what - TopicsExpress



          

some funny jokes #1 Man Talking to a King Man: Your majesty, what do a million years count for you? King: For me, A minute. Man: What do a million dollars count for you? King: For me, a penny. Man: Can I have a penny? King: Wait a minute. #2 A man talking to a doctor. Man: Doctor I feel like everyone is trying to get rid of me. Doctor: Next! a woman is brought into court for shoplifting. judge:you are charged with shoplifting. woman:but i only stole a can of six peaches. judge:your sentence is six days...a day per peach. just then her husband yells from the back of the courtroom. husband:she also stole a can of peas.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:08:43 +0000

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