stupid answers for stupid questions : 1, someone calls you at 2 am in the night and ask you.... are u sleeping? - ans.... no am picking beans. 2, you are making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you doing? - Ans... i want to wash them for you! 3,They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath? - Ans... no! I felt into a toilet bowl! 4, you are standing in front of the elevators on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask ; going up? Ans... no! Am waiting for my office to come down and get me! 5, your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him; are those flowers? - Ans... no babie! They are carrots!. 6, you re in the queue at the filling station to buy fuel, a friend sees you and ask ; what are you doing here? Ans... am here to pay my school fees! . 7,when people sees you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask ; are u sleeping? Ans.. No! I m practicing to die. 8, you went to a restaurant and the waiter asks you ; can i get you a table? Ans... no! I m here to eat on the floor! 9, A friend finds you in shoprite and they ask what are you doing here? Ans...oh... you know, hunting elephants!!!!!! 10:A friend meets u in town with a belly (pregnancy)...they ask uwhat happened? ans: A swallowed a pig
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 20:38:48 +0000
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