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the awkward (and wondrous) thing about going to a Superhero party in which you know only one person, the music is loud, fiction isnt the life focus of the party inhabitants and you decided to be Neil Gaimans Death character is that: everyone thinks youre saying you are deaf, and they get very friendly, excited, and begin to sign at you. When you try to clarify No! Neil Gaiman, they think youre saying youre a gay man, and they get more excited and sign how amazing you look in drag. Then you shout, No, ha ha ha, I mean DEATH! DEATH! and of course there happens to be a sudden lull in the music the moment youre screaming DEATH at the top of your lungs, and everything gets extremely uncomfortable for a second as people edge away from you slightly (except for the Bomber superhero who decides you are his long-lost partner.) Then someone - who is apparently a superhero named Wham- asks you, Are you good, then, or evil? to which you reply calmly, Chaotic neutral. equal opportunity. This is a true story.
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 18:11:10 +0000

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