this may bring a smile to you if you thought you had a bad day . lol .,. mine started off not too bad . got floooer shoppie van a bonnie hoovered oot, n windows inside washed spik n spam . sets off with the delivs north south east n west just got to esslemont side o ellon n diesel light went ping cheeky brute ,but a thoct to masel hud chappin t save time . methlick to maud to hatton ohhhhh meeee gettin dangerously low o juice noo . och it,l be aricht hud goin. ah well but i also had been needin a p since aboot same time as my light went ping . nae good noo ! ... ok ellon in sight fit fine deliv to do in castle park, fine got reversed up wifies drive oot a goes hardly able to walk at this point opens door n NAE FLOOERS ARRRRGGGHHHHH they aye sittin in shop . oh well flees back to shop to relieve myself n get fuel card n more delivs . off i sets again on my merry way up to get diesel n wash van at same time . ah well fa wiz n such a hurry forgot to put window up after punchin number in n had started ready evening express afore i twigged , ;( ... ok got my soakin a wee bit . on i goes again n a vase o flooers topples ower my mobie sittin on passenger seat . phone still ALIVE good god i DON,T BELIEVE IT HA , lucky it had a jacket on,.. stops at a junction n thought there was a wifie lookin in van at me n a thoct to myself where the hell did she come from . turns oot i was lookin at myself as the wing mirror had turned in at the car wash . ok next delivs done newburgh balmedie back to ellon 1 more to go so i,m standing pressing a switch fit a thoct was door bell turns oot to be ootside light took a minty to register blooming thing flashed elkie time i pressed it ,. ok sorted that,s me nearly done. gets back locks up n home i goes s to get my boy,s oot for a piddle n diddly doo . well the moral of that story is dinna buy cheapy poop bags cause when yer hands are cold yep you guessed it yer fingers go right thru n who got diddly poo on thier handy pandy,s . yep only me . !! lovely . . so peeps hope i mad ya,s smile .a normal day for flooers nothing exciting ha . x
Posted on: Tue, 05 Nov 2013 17:37:50 +0000
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