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this weeks movie reviews: i watch a lot of crap,so you dont have to :) 1) THE MULE=dry,blah,bland & british... 2)SOMEONE MARRY BARRY=OK...i find tyler labine hilarious,so ill watch anything hes in... unfortunately hes usually the most (or sometimes only) interesting part of most of his movies... 3)MALL=EH...theres a few stories here,one is interesting, the others are the opposite of interesting... for some reason they spend more time on the other stories... 4)STEPHEN KINGS A GOOD MARRIAGE=BORING...this was a good story when i read the book but the movie was mostly boring,only a few interesting moments... 5)A GOOD LIE=good but not for me... 6)TUSK=WEIRD...starts off funny,then gets slow & sucky...then gets weird & sucky...& wow haley joel osmont got fat...this is worth a watch just for its freaky weirdness but you wont ever need to watch it again... 7)TELL=PRETTY GOOD...good cast,lots of twists & turns yet will never lose you,its violent & gritty yet still lighthearted,its quirky & witty yet still dumb enough to make you chuckle... 8 ) THE MAZE RUNNER=GOOD...this was a lot better than i thought it would be...sequal looks like it should be pretty good too...i thought it was gonna be a sort of CUBE rip off but it didnt feel like that at all... 9) CATCH HELL=NOT BAD...but not for everyone...first 20 minutes are boring but after that its a lot better...not for squeamish & sensitive types... 10)ITS A DISASTER=...imagine you getting brought to dinner with a bunch of your new girlfriends shallow petty friends then having to sit there in awkwardness while they fight & you have to listen to them argue about shit you have no idea about...& you cant even leave because some terrorists have dropped dirty bombs on your city so youre quarantined ...for some reason someone thought that would be a good premise for a movie... as uncomfortable as this was,it was also strangely interesting... 11) RAPTURE-PALOOZA=HILARIOUS...if you like very insensitive comedy,then check this out... if youre very religious,you will probably want to skip this...
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 01:47:11 +0000

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