ting on my mind I’m better at remembering people who have bad breath than important historical facts. Apparently the toilets on display at Home Depot are not for actual use. That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence. I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. Not having to set an alarm for the next day is one of the best feelings in the world! I think it’s funny how some people still start off a voicemail with their name like I don’t already have them stored “Hi sweetie, it’s Mom.” I wish ice cream trucks came around in the middle of the night because that’s when I need them the most. Common sense should be a super power because sense is not common. You can go pretty much go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Posted on: Sun, 28 Jul 2013 17:55:08 +0000
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