to the person at my office who drank my milk in the fridge (im sure you would tell me it was an accident...that you CONFUSED it with YOUR EXPIRED MILK): i hope you spill tomato soup all over your carpet. i hope you step in dog poop and you have your boots on so it gets all stuck in the crevices and it takes forever to get out of your shoes. i hope you are stuck in a public restroom with no toilet paper. i hope you run out of ESSO gas this month and have to buy your fuel on the economy. i hope you dog vomits in your bed while you are sleeping. and I REALLY HOPE THERE IS SOMETHING YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO (like eating your chocolate chip muffin with a NICE COLD MILK) AND YOU FIND YOU ARE OUT OF IT OR IT HAS BEEN STOLEN! I HATE YOU!!!
Posted on: Wed, 23 Oct 2013 06:34:56 +0000
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