vacuuming is faster than sweeping,by s.a.mcmullan the big,big boss was on site yesterday and the site manager advised me to sweep slowly the wine cellar so to not create a cloud of dust where super"wes" may walk.i could feel the superiority of the super wes stare and I new he would approach.super wes informed me that my brooming technique was inadequate and it would take me four hours to sweep that three by four metre room,much faster to use the big vacuum,that gets it spotless.i looked up from my futile brooming and marvelled at the genius of super wes,right then he was my teacher and somewhat of a father figure.i immediately ignored his advice,i kept my wildly brewing responses to myself and calmly left the wine cellar.i returned a few moments later when super wes had gone,armed with a brilliant new brooming technique,one that would have had super wes in awe,i cleaned up that room in five minutes,two hundred and thirty five minutes faster than the big,big boss had predicted,super wes you are a dickhead
Posted on: Mon, 15 Jul 2013 19:01:32 +0000
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